A Day in the life of Maryah.

A Day in the life of Maryah.

20. Professional shower singer. Lover of all things pizza. I love writing and cooking and girls. So allow me to fill your ears with words and stomach with food.

GIRLS ARE REALLY HOT AND I’M REALLY GAY

(Source: lesbian-god, via eastcoastsummer)

bondoge:

are u from oklahoma because ur ok

(via eastcoastsummer)

chem—dog:

somedays you just need to lay in bed and masturbate for 4 hours

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via ashlyna2)

inner-jedi:

vperry:

rochielle:

appeasingclouds:

A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.

The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.

Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.

Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.

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I need this!

OH YES

(via imaginetwentyonedragonpilots)

bokunonico:

malaclasecl:

Arte sobre arte….

THE FINGER ONE THOUGH

(Source: iraffiruse, via compostura)

guy:

studies show that i will act the exact same way if u do this for me

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via kermittheamphibian)